Monday, November 3, 2008

Sacha Byron Cohen

What a game last night. Ben got injured changing his tampon during halftime, Coach Tomlin spilled paint on my shirt, and said to start warming up. I was going in.

The jitters were there. Do you even know anyone in your life named Byron?
That's all I could think about as I buckled the chinstrap and jogged to the huddle.

I threw a big-time pass to Nate Washington.
They changed the name of the city of Washington to Washington because of that play.
He's a playmaker.

Doug Williams or whoever was qb'ing the other team was throwing big picks while I was standing on the sidelines, trying to get Ben to high-five me with his right hand.

Well, that's all. I got interviewed after the game by the stereotypical female sideline reporter.
I said I was a team player, I need my team, people are playmakers.

I'm voting today unless Ben needs to me to lead a couple TD drives in practice.


meecrofilm said...

I kind of feel bad for Big Joke.

Big Byron is gonna be banging all of his bitches, and ben can't use his right arm, so he won't even be able to masturbate.

Duff said...


Korn said...

I miss Big Batch News. This might make it better though.